This week, our C-List Superhero is Vampironica AKA Veronica Lodge but a vampire (Archie Comics), and our A-List Superhero is Michael Morbius AKA The Living Vampire (Marvel). I am aware that I should have swapped their roles, that's my mistake. That's on me. Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest is our wonderful Patreon patron, Fanlore editor kingstoken. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.