V Arrow 9/10/26 V Arrow 9/10/26

Batman Wouldn't, Spider-Man Would || Episode #010: Let’s Leave Mommy Out Of It with Ella Dawson

This week, our C-List Superhero is Ami Han AKA White Fox (Marvel), and our A-List Superhero is Kal-El AKA Clark Kent AKA Superman (DC Comics). Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest is Ella Dawson from Rebel Ever After. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 8/26/26 V Arrow 8/26/26

Batman Wouldn't, Spider-Man Would || Episode #009: A Shaking Were-Chihuahua with Paul Caiola

This week, our C-List Superhero is Paco Ramone AKA Vibe (DC Comics), and our A-List Superhero is Patsy Walker AKA Hellcat (Marvel). Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest is Paul Caiola from That Aged Well. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 6/24/26 V Arrow 6/24/26

Batman Wouldn't, Spider-Man Would || Episode #006: Are You Familiar with Straight Women? with Elizabeth Minkel

This week, our C-List Superhero is Beatriz Bonilla da Costa AKA Fire (DC Comics), and our A-List Superhero is Clint Barton AKA the worse Hawkeye (Marvel). Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest is Elizabeth Minkel of Fansplaining. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 6/3/26 V Arrow 6/3/26

Batman Wouldn't, Spider-Man Would || Episode #005: Flowers in the Hydra Bunker with Rue

This week, our C-List Superhero is Roscoe Dillon AKA The Top (DC Comics), and our A-List Superhero is Wanda Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch (Marvel). Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest is Rue @soundssimpleright/@rue.walker. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 5/8/26 V Arrow 5/8/26

Batman Wouldn’t, Spider-Man Would || Episode #003: The Messiest Person Ever In General with Violeta @morethanonepage

This week, our C-List Superhero is Millie Collins AKA Millie the Model AKA Millie the Spy, and our A-List Superhero is John Constantine AKA Hellblazer. Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest Violeta @morethanonepage. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 4/8/26 V Arrow 4/8/26

Batman Wouldn’t, Spider-Man Would || Episode #001: Cheeked Up with Mia from The Fan Girl Film Club

Welcome to TWIFH's brand-new Patreon show! This week, our C-List Superhero is Tomás Lara Perez AKA Chipmunk Hunk, and our A-List Superhero is Diana of Themyscira AKA Wonder Woman. Our Uninformed Expert Panel this week is Emily Jaye, as always, and our special guest Mia from The Fan Girl Film Club. Listen in as they learn about our two heroes and weigh in on whether either, or both, is fuckable... like, at all.

V Arrow 3/30/26 V Arrow 3/30/26

January 21, 2002: The First Time Someone Posted A Five Times Fic

+1! Which 5+1 fics have devastated you beyond comprehension? Have you ever written one?

V Arrow 3/29/26 V Arrow 3/29/26

June 14, 2021: The NSFW Episode (Thanks, Batman)

Holy lunch at the Y, Batman! This week, V and Emily just rate which, if any, superheroes are fuckable, because DC's editorial team made an edict in 2021 that will never, ever, ever, never not be funny.